names Ali and i'm ace and pronouns are she/her
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cybercrosis:

g1 optimus: cool dad
tfa optimus: frustrated dad
bayverse optimus: emotionally unavailable dad
tfp optimus: extremely concerned dad

Plot of Captain America: The Winter Soldier summarized

gunpowderandspark:

Captain America: "I don’t understand how Hydra’s back, I mean I killed their leader! I cut off the head of Hydra, so how can iOH MY GAWDS I JUST GOT THAT. I JUST NOW GOT THAT."

**roll credits**

alizabug:

i love these goof teens
(happy homestuck day)

swedebeast:

B-but we can’t, skeleton-kun, it’s forbidden!

  • *Post making fun of oppressed people*
  • Oppressed people: Hey, that isn't cool.
  • Oppressors: GEEZ, TAKE A JOKE!!! GOSH, YOU CAN'T BE CODDLED FOREVER THE WORLD WON'T CATER TO UR SILLY WHIMS!!
  • *Post making fun of oppressors*
  • Oppressors: This shit. I cannot STAND this shit right here. YOU REALLY THINK THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE "''''OPPRESSED''''" YOU CAN BE MEAN TO MAJORITY GROUPS? HATE GETS US NOWHERE GUYS. STOP FUCKING BULLYING OR I'LL STOP SUPPORTING YOU AND YOUR MOVEMENT. FUCKING HYPOCRITES, I SWEAR TO GOD. THIS IS /JUST/ AS BAD AS WHEN WE OPPRESS YOU!

thevelosarahptor:

out of curiosity I started looking up books written by twelve year olds and

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BIRDS THAT FIGHT WITH SWORDS

hnnng I don’t want to go to bed because that means waking up for tomorrow but also I kinda stink from being so anxiety ridden today (I am like a stinkbug when I’m upset I stink) so I should really shower but staying up after I shower is dumb so if I shower I gotta go to bed which I should do anyway also I’m getting kinda tired and hnnnng I am not happy for tomorrow at allll

audzilla:

Tiny Griffin! The first in a mini series of mini mythological creatures.

lets-bandage-it-up:

freakshow1313:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

thatsonofamitch:

enenkay:

zipperaward:

Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!

These smart fellows have devised a way to create cups, straws, mixers, etc that can detect common date rape drugs. This is an amazing idea and it needs funding! The campaign ends in 35 hours and they are a little short on funding. Please, signal boost this or even give a dollar if you can, it’s a great cause and something that will really change the world!

gogogo!

Only 28 hours left! Check this out and spread the word!

donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!
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IF YOUDONT REBLOG YOU SUCK

Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 

Patricia. 

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s miss united states

tigerwolfspellbear asked: ♬

shameless - man man

peregr1ne:

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chickens man

monobey asked: ♬

hustle bones - death grips

measuringinlove asked: ♬

doctor doctor - razia’s shadow